Sexy dancers had been promised and there was a distinct lack of sexy dancing most of the time. And when there was sexy dancing, it was... Bizarre?

"I can't tell what kind of audience this is aimed at," Bulba spoke up as the film dragged on. One would assume ladies, but there were enough indulgences there that he had to wonder if it had been made for straight dudes anyway.

"Where'd all the strippers go."