"Well, I do have an unfair advantage of not bein' in a shitty movie," said Vinnie.

But oh. The true shittiness of the movie would soon reveal itself. For it was...

Unimaginably boring.

So boring, not even all these attractive men could save it. Vinnie could feel his eyes glazing over as one character blurred into the next and they were forced to watch the mundane, everyday affairs of these astoundingly uninteresting people.