Maybe it was the fact that everything had become so overwhelmingly artificial with how much boning was going on, but everything happening on screen felt less titillating and more of an outrageous, unrealistic farce. Vinnie couldn't help but feel he would've liked all this better if it actually resembled the first half of this, uh, film. Something a little more anchored in the intimacy of a real relationship? It was getting a lot harder to take seriously now that the shock was fading.

"Guess it must've been mis-shelved," he grumbled with the air of a misled customer. "Cuz I don't think this is supposed t'be in the holiday section."

Not that he'd actually been enjoying any of the other movies they'd rented tonight either, but this one had to be a bonafide mistake on the store's part.