Oh, shirtlessness was happening. A lot of hands feeling up shapely torsos and hair being tousled. Then the bra came flying off and seriously, they still hadn't faded out yet. That was. Unusual.

Hands were getting very exploratory now. The camera was even zooming in on bulges as they grew hard. The awkwardness was getting very real now.

Vinnie turned away from the TV just as everyone's pants were practically being clawed off in the heat of passion, looking to Bulba with an expression of confusion and disbelief.

"What was the rating on this movie again?"