"Aw. But they were so right for each other," Vinnie said with a sarcastic drawl, clearly harbouring near to no investment in the lives of these fictional Victorian people at all.

Okay, he'd make some effort to try and prop himself up though. If only because continuing to lay there was only threatening to drag him back into sleepytime. "Law of averages, right? That means the next one's gotta be double good."