"Yes, let's. I've been had and lied to." Bulba eyed Vinnie rolling his head back and chuckled. "I don't want you hurting yourself either."

Bulba slithered out of his comfy cocoon of pillows and boyfran- which had been the only real plus to the time spent watching stripper disappointments- and shuffled his way over to the end of the bed to rifle through the bag of dvds. He didn't really look to see which one he was grabbing since-

"What are the chances that was the worst one?"

The boring images came to a stop and blacked out as Bulba ejected the disc. At last, the mundane crisis was over.